1. One of my first graders rubbed my belly and said, "Nice baby Mrs. Baylor!"
2. One of my 3rd graders asked me for one of my goldfish crackers and I told them "no honey, I don't have enough for everyone" and another boy watching (5th grader) said, "You know, you just really shouldn't ask for a pregnant woman's food - it's not smart!" he went on to say - " and you definitely shouldn't get a pregnant woman angry!" I was just dying laughing!
3. One of my girls going into 6th grade said, " Mrs. Baylor, every time I see you - you are eating something" (I usually spread my meals out throughout the day- yogurt, cheese, an apple, etc..) I responded, "The baby needs food to grow." She said, " I never seen a baby who needs that much food! That baby gonna be BIG!" sighh.... one of those times, you just can't take kids seriously.
I hope you enjoyed :o)
I am sure there will be more to come!